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Linus Torvalds pulls pin, tosses in grenade: x86 won, forget about Arm in server CPUs, says Linux kernel supremo
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Decoding the President, because someone has to: Did Trump just blow up concerted US effort to ban Chinese 5G kit?
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Policy
How politics works, part 97: Telecoms industry throws a fundraiser for US senator night before he oversees, er, a telecoms privacy hearing
Nothing like a little reminder of who's really in charge
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Redis kills Modules' Commons Clause licensing... and replaces it with one of their own
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Entrust Datacard lined up to unburden Thales of nCipher biz as price for Gemalto buyout
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DevOps
CI/CD outfit Shippable shipped off to adopt the green tinge of JFrog
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Cloud
Trust the public cloud Big Three to make non-volatile storage volatile
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Security
Infosec in spaaace! NCC and Surrey Uni to pore over satellite security
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Google: Hmm, this government regulation stuff looks important. Let's stick some more lobbyists on that
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Storage
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The record shows I took the blows, and did it... Huawei: IT titan will start tackling GCHQ security gripes from June
The iceberg has begun to change course
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Policy
Sueballs at the ready? Google promises end to forced arbitration after wave of staff protests
Search giant lifts ban on out-of-court talks, class-action suits
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Science
Lunar lander's brief jaunt will place Israel as fourth country to make soft landing on Moon
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OK, team, we've got the big demo tomorrow and we're feeling confident. Let's reboot the servers
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Artificial Intelligence
What's the frequency, KeNNeth? Neural nets trained to tune in on radar signals to boost future mobe broadband
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Internet of Things
EPIC demand: It's time for Google to fly the Nest after 'forgetting' to mention home alarm hub has built-in mic
Ad giant must divorce IoT subsidiary, privacy warriors tell sleepy watchdog
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Science
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Data Centre
Neri, Neri, nerr-nerr: Wall St smiles on HPE despite slip in hybrid IT, compute sales
CEO Antonio boasts of big earnings to come
22 Feb 00:58 |
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Internet of Things
'We don't want a camera in everyone's living room' says bloke selling cameras in living rooms. Zuckerberg, you moron
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Networks
You're on a Huawei to Hell, US Sec State Pompeo warns allies: Buy Beijing's boxes, no more intelligence for you
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Security
WTF PDF: If at first you don't succeed, you may be Adobe re-patching its Acrobat, Reader patches
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Software
Oracle sued for $4.5m after ERP system delivery date 'moved from 2015 to 2016, then 2017, then... er, never'
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DevOps
Fancy a .dev domain? They were $12,500 a pop from Google. Now, $1,000. Soon, $17.50. And you may want one
Meanwhile, .gay comes out of the commercial closet
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Science
Deton-8. Blastobox-3. Demo-1... One of these is the name of a SpaceX crew capsule test now due to launch in March
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Artificial Intelligence
Big names hurl millions of pounds at scheme to hoist UK's AI knowhow
We're Europe's tech hub, crows minister, but investment weedy compared to the US and China
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Security
Black-hat sextortionists required: Competitive salary and dental plan
Cybercrims aren't just raking it in – they're dishing it out too
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Software
Linux love hits Windows 10 19H1 amid a second round of zombie slaying
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Personal Tech
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Policy
Northern UK smart meter rollout is too slow, snarls MPs' committee
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Storage
DRAM, it feels good to be a gangsta: Only Intel flash revenues on the rise after brutal quarter
Worse to come as market doldrums deepen
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Software
There's no 'My' in Office, Microsoft insists with new productivity hub
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Security
Data breach rumours abound as UK Labour Party locks down access to member databases
Breakaway MPs accused of making off with info
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Security
Welcome to the sunlit uplands of HTTP/2, where a naughty request can send Microsoft's IIS into a spin
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Personal Tech
Samsung pulls sheets off costly phone-cum-fondleslab Galaxy Fold – and a hefty 5G monster
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UK.gov pens Carillion-proofing playbook: Let's run pilots of work before we outsource it, check firms' finances
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Security
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Personal Tech
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Chinese upstarts fill in the gaps
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Networks
Go, go, Gadgets Boy! 'Influencer' testing 5G for Vodafone finds it to be slower than 4G
Hilarity ensues
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Cloud
Google emits a beta of Cloud Service Platform to entice hold-outs with hybrid goodness
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Science
NASA boffins show Moon water supply could – er, this can't be right? – come from the Sun
All rocks can produce water if irradiated in the right way
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Software
Profs prep promising privacy-protecting proxy program... Yes, it is possible to build client-server code that safeguards personal info
Software framework teases shortcut to GDPR compliance
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Artificial Intelligence
Fool ML once, shame on you. Fool ML twice, shame on... the AI dev? If you can hoodwink one model, you may be able to trick many more
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Security
Check yo self before you HyperWreck yo self: Cisco fixes gimme-root holes in HyperFlex, plus more security bugs
Patches available now spread across more than a dozen advisories
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